This is the amphetamines talking but
Oyyyy sometimes I want to crush the heels of my palms to my eyeballs because you are far too cute to be unattainable.
A List of Things In the Works:
-A Visceral Experience With Cheese
-Things I Have Learned From Men I Have Come to ‘Hate’.
-‘I’ve Come to the Conclusion That All We Need In Life Is Destiny’s Child’s ‘Say My Name”.
-It Was Great, Until It Wasn’t Great.
-The Year of 22.
-What You Give Is What you Get. No, But Really.
-‘Would You Like Fries With That?’: Or Being the Girl On the Side.
- A Slow Dance In the Kitchen of a House With a Garden.
-What Was That Drug You Gave Me That Made Me Lose Sight of Myself?
-What’s Gonna Happen If We Let This Love Grow? I Don’t Know//I Don’t Know.
-You Changed the Song, I’ll Never Forgive You.
-This All Has Me Feeling Rather Asexual.
-There Was Nowhere Else To Go But Into Your Arms
-You Were Cuter Before This All Happened
-Why You Frontin’ Like Dat (and Other Serious Questions)
-Love Does Not Have a Face or a Name.
-‘You’re Only As Good As Your Taste….In Cheese. Or How I Will Judge You Based On Your Cheese of Choice’
-Stabbing You (Mentally) With My (Incredibly Sharp) Sarcasm Stick.
-Emotional Sandwich Boards: ‘I’m Available If You’re Not!’
#trialsandtribulationsofa21stcenturydiva
When the boy you like is following your tumblr, twitter, and friends with you on Facebook and you really don’t know how else to express your sexual frustration to the Internet.
OMG.
